February 20, 2016   120,802 notes

ouchface:

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February 13, 2016   1,085,421 notes

socialjustinope:

true gender equality

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February 13, 2016   761,608 notes

leppu:

seberu:

professorfangirl:

sheledriia:

realfiend:

THE PUPILS

Kitty saw something Kitty wanted and went after it.

That is not a kitty, that is a Miyazaki character.

I lost it when that one ear flipped up.

is this not gabriele

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February 12, 2016   45,863 notes

skywalkerspock:

Leonardo DiCaprio & Tom Hardy: a case study in opposites. 

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February 11, 2016   27,188 notes

thinkingaboutmilan:

riflegarden:

people genuinely think noahs ark was a real thing and a dude successfully put elephants and tigers and shit onto a boat

I just want to know how they found two Jack Blacks and put them onto the boat because that man is an ANIMAL. You can’t tame rock and roll.

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February 11, 2016   9,416 notes

justbadpuns:

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work..

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February 11, 2016   50,966 notes

shitpostnpc:

fatdemoman:

> be me, c. 900 bc

> in mycenae with companions

> see man proclaiming he is the son of zeus

> doubt.frescpeg

> my companion proclaims “that is nothing, i am the son of bofa!”

> the man responds, “who is this bofa, that claims to be greater than the lord zeus!”

> companion screams, “ΒΟΓΑ ΔΕΕΖ ΝΥΤΣ”

> banished for his barbarism

> mfw

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February 11, 2016   635,425 notes
thebaconsandwichofregret:
“weepingdildo:
“Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
”
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what...

thebaconsandwichofregret:

weepingdildo:

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

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February 11, 2016   355,437 notes

chellzaintshit:

sexwitsockson:

weloveshortvideos:

Using mamma’s ear as a blanket

:’(((((((((((((((((

She looks so tired and done with this squirmy little poop

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February 11, 2016   279,512 notes
momjoon:
“the-vegan-muser:
“tastefullyoffensive:
“How I want to go. (via theone1221)
”
I need this
”
@honeyglue
”

momjoon:

the-vegan-muser:

tastefullyoffensive:

How I want to go. (via theone1221)

I need this 

@honeyglue

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February 10, 2016   13,140 notes

mswyrr:

fuckyeahisawthat:

A guy I went to film school with who’s now a producer is keeping track of the way female characters are introduced in every script he reads. (To protect the writers’ anonymity he’s changed every character name to Jane.) Here’s a quick selection so far.

the most important thing about any given female character is whether the male writer/presumed male audience would bang her and why

that’s the essence of good storytelling

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